IT'S HARD TO BE THE MOST PERVERTED MOTHER IN AMERICA
UNLESS YOU HAVE A CREW OF APOLOGISTS AND ENABLERS
CHEERING YOU ON. THESE FOLKS ALL THOUGHT THEY WERE
GOING TO BE FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT WRITERS AND LOVED
TO HAVE LITTLE LUNCHES AND DINNERS TOGETHER TO
SUPPORT THEIR DELUSIONS. LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE ALL
DOING 11 YEARS AFTER THEIR QUEEN PSYCHO DROPPED DEAD.
JACKIE DANICKI
JACKIE IS JUST NOT SATISFIED ANYWHERE. APPARENTLY THIS LYING
COW CAN'T FIND ANY WORK SITUATION THAT SATISFIES HER BOVINE
STANDARDS. SHE'S GONE FROM JOB TO JOB TO JOB WHILE
FLUCTUATING WITH A WEIGHT ISSUE THAT NOT EVEN DR. PHIL COULD
SOLVE.
MAIA LAZAR
AFTER SPENDING 6-8 YEARS IN COLLEGE, HALF OF WHICH WERE IN
EUROPE ALL COURTESY OF THE "BANK OF DADDY," LITTLE MAIA
FORTUNATELY HAS A FREE HOUSE TO LIVE IN OR ELSE SHE WOULD
BE ONE OF L.A.'S HOMELESS. AT ALMOST AGE 30, APPARENTLY HER
CONVICTION THAT "MOM SAYS I'M VERY SPECIAL" HAS NOT YET BEEN
REALIZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD. THE ONLY JOB SHE HAS
EVER HAD, WHICH WAS NOT UNTIL RECENTLY, IS AS A SUBSTITUTE
TEACHER. SHE'S BEEN WORKING SO HARD AT THIS DEMANDING
POSITION, IT'S TIME FOR THE "BANK OF DADDY" TO FUND ANOTHER
EUROPEAN VACATION FOR HIS LITTLE JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESS.
DAVID N. SCOTT
DAVID INFORMED US ALL THAT HE WAS AN "UP AND COMING
NOVELIST" WHEN HE USED TO DRESS UP IN SUPERHERO COSTUMES
AND ATTEND SCI-FI CONVENTIONS. TODAY HE IS STILL DRESSING UP
IN  SUPERHERO COSTUMES AND ATTENDING SCI-FI CONVENTIONS.
AMY ALKON
THINK ABOUT THE MOST FRIGHTENING, PETRIFYING, RED-HAIRED
YENTA JEWISH AUNT THAT EVERYBODY HIDES OUT FROM AT FAMILY
GET TOGETHERS--AND YOU HAVE AMY ALKON. APPARENTLY SHE
WRITES SOME KIND OF ADVICE COLUMN. OH, YOU SAY YOU SAW IT ON
YAHOO'S FRONT PAGE? UH--NO. THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
AMY WITH A PROMINENT ADVICE COLUMN.
EMMANUEL RICHARD
NEVER DID ANYTHING BACK THEN.
HAS DONE NOTHING SINCE.
WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING.

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MICHAEL Y. PARK
THIS BLOGGER THINKS THAT ONLY HE HAS SPECIAL FIRST
AMENDMENT RIGHTS. HE CAN CRITICIZE WHOEVER HE WANTS, BUT
THEY DARE NOT CRITICIZE BACK. HE SPENDS HIS TIME THESE DAYS
POSTING RECIPES. LET'S HOPE THAT HIS ENTREES ARE BETTER THAN
HIS AMATEURISH AND BIASED WRITING.