ROY DEVELOPS DISTINCTIVE SIGNATURE

The Foundation of Human Understanding believes they have discovered the
reason why their contributions have hit record lows.
"My dad no longer stands out from the abundance of
self help/know-it-all/cult leader/send-me-your-money-gurus
all over the Internet" said Roy clone and son, David Masters.

"We needed to create something that will make Roy Masters stand out from the
crowd. And Roy has come up with it! His own distinctive signature!"











 
"People will want to send checks to FHU just so they can get Roy's personal
signature on the returned contribution. And he'll use it on his books, CDs and all
other FHU products!"










 



"And just think--when Roy drops dead--his signature will become the genesis of
the new FHU!"