SCREAMING RIGHT WING MANIAC
MARK LEVIN DECIDED THAT HE CAN
SIT IN JUDGMENT OF ALL YOU
LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS AND
SUPPORTERS OF HEALTH CARE
FOR ALL AMERICANS.

THE AUTHOR OF "LIBERTY AND
LOONINESS" (IS THAT CLEVER
MARK?) HAS DECIDED TO TELL YOU
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE:

"YOU ARE EVIL" EMOTIONALLY
DECLARED THE MIGHTY MARK
LEVIN.
Rush Limbaugh On Drugs: "And so
if people are violating the law by
doing drugs, they ought to be
accused and they ought to be
convicted and they ought to be sent
up."
RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A STUPID, FAT,
MORONIC IDIOT WHO CROSSED THE
LINE OF DECENCY TODAY. OF
COURSE--YOU WON'T READ ABOUT
THIS ON FOX NEWS.

LIMBAUGH WAS MAKING HIS USUAL
DEGRADING REMARKS ABOUT
PRESIDENT OBAMA WHEN HE
STARTED FOCUSING ON OBAMA'S
RELATIONSHIP TO THE
ENVIRONMENT.

LIMBAUGH WENT ON AND ON ABOUT
HOW THE PRESIDENT IS TRYING TO
SCARE PEOPLE ABOUT THE
ENVIRONMENT AND HOW PHONY
LIMBAUGH THINKS HE REALLY IS.

IT WAS AT THIS POINT LIMBAUGH
DECIDED TO COME UP WITH AN
ANALOGY TO BETTER EXPLAIN
WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO SAY.

LIMBAUGH DECIDED THAT
COMPARING OBAMA'S
ENVIRONMENTAL PLEAS TO THE
PLEAS MADE BY THE MUSCULAR
DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION WOULD
EXPLAIN IT ALL.

"It's like the Muscular Dystrophy
Telethon," explained Limbaugh. He
then put on his most mocking and
sarcastic voice as he continued--"Look
at that poor child, he's going to die if
you don't do something."

This is the most reprehensible thing
the Oxycontin Octopus Limbaugh has
ever said.

And you won't be reading about it on
Fox News.
FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING
FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE
OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN
ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL
CLINTON.

RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY &
MARK LEVIN FOUND THE PERFECT
WAY TO INSULT & DISPARAGE
FORMER PRESIDENT BILL
CLINTON'S HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS
IN NORTH KOREA--THEY TOTALLY
IGNORED THE EVENT AND
PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE
VERY FIRST THING THEY BROUGHT
UP ON THEIR RADIO SHOWS TODAY
DID NOT COME UP. LIKE IT NEVER
HAPPENED. IN THE ULTIMATE
DISRESPECT TO THE FORMER
PRESIDENT WHO INTERVENED AS A
HUMANITARIAN TO OBTAIN THE
RELEASE OF TWO AMERICAN
JOURNALISTS BEING HELD CAPTIVE
IN NORTH KOREA, THESE "NOT
GREAT" AMERICANS, LIMBAUGH,
HANNITY AND LEVIN, PROVED WHAT
BRAINWASHED LITTLE CLONES
THEY ALL ARE BY CHOOSING TO
IGNORE THIS OUTSTANDING
HUMANITARIAN ACT.

AND WHAT DID FOX NEWS DO?
THEY RAN ONE OF THEIR
DISTORTED AND PERVERTED
VERSIONS OF THE STORY IN ORDER
TO DISPARAGE PRESIDENT BILL
CLINTON.




"It's like sending in Bono or Sting"




"The good news is that Clinton is a
statesman, but the problem is, you
don't always know what he's doing"




"Not to mention, say others, Clinton is
no Jimmy Carter."




"On a certain level, it makes me
uncomfortable,"




were just some of the degrading
quotes from the twisted and unpatriotc
Fox story.



WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED HAD
FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W.
BUSH GONE TO NORTH KOREA TO
SUCCESSFULLY OBTAIN THE
RELEASE OF THE TWO WOMEN?

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE
HEARD:

"Sean Hannity": "I want every American
to stop what they are doing right now
and give thanks to God for allowing
George W. Bush to successfully
complete this mission."

"Rush Limbaugh": "The light of
courage, humanity and decency is
shining throughout the universe today
because of the unselfish acts of former
President George W. Bush."

"Mark Levin": "President Bush was
being guided by the hand and
inspiration of Ronald Reagan. You
should all be proud Americans today!"

And the nitwits at Fox News would have
been asking for a national holiday to
commemorate the continued
accomplishments of George W. Bush.
New Species Discovered In New
Guinea
Yesterday, photos were released
worldwide of a number of new species
that have been discovered in New
Guinea.

This morning, the man who yesterday
called the President of the United
States a "jackass," took it upon himself
to twist and distort that discovery and
use it to denigrate the
environmentalists.

Rush Limbaugh said that since new
species have been found, it proves
that the environmentalists are a bunch
of wackos. After all, if new species of
living things have been found, it
directly proves that everything is fine
with the environment and their
complaints are ridiculous.

Anybody with a 5th grade education
can tell you that just because scientists
have found new species of insects,
animals and wildlife--does not mean
that existing species have not been
harmed by the pollution and chemicals
which man puts into the air, earth and
water. Scientists have overwhelming
evidence on species which have
disappeared and are disappearing.

This kind of simplistic logic is exactly
the thing that Fox News fans thrive
upon.

One of the new species which was
discovered somehow missed the photo
exhibits online.

It is a newly discovered rat called the
Rushmoronis Limbrat. Pictured here
for you.