"LATE NIGHT WITH ROY"
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, ROY WELCOMES
ROY, ROY, AND SPECIAL GUEST STAR,
ROY!!
Roy explained to his audience why he never has
any guests.

"I never have any guests because I know more
than all of them."
We figured that the only way Roy can deal with
this perspective is to have a talk show where
he is also the only guests!