Roy has spent his life judging everybody else and is such an upstanding citizen.
 Yet he's been arrested 4 times in his life.
 Let's review the details:
Arrest 1--Beating up his uncle on the beach.
Arrest 2--Practicing medical techniques without a license.
Arrest 3--Allegedly hitting his wife. Details were sealed on this one.
Arrest 4--Declaring on an application for a concealed weapon permit that
                he had never been arrested before.