ROY MASTERS JOINS ROLLING STONES WORLDWIDE TOUR
by Michael Y. Park
Cult leader Roy Masters has joined the Rolling Stones Worldwide
Tour. The British-born expert on everything has decided to show his
musical side by becoming a touring member with the legendary
rock band. The band's 70-year old leader Mick Jagger was thrilled that Masters has
decided to become a part of the group's newest tour.
"He's British, sexy, only 15 years older than me and he's a real rebel!"
exclaimed the band's most famous member.
Roy commented "It's a Gas-Gas-Gas."