"All Women Are Whores"

"All Democrats are Communists"

"My Logic is Flawless"

"I am the Closest Thing on Earth to Jesus"

"Women are the Cause of all the Misery and Suffering on Earth"

"The Dirty Deed is only for Making Children"

"I Have Never Been Wrong in 40 Years"

"The More Educated you are, the More Perverse you Become"

“Listen, Most of You are Mentally Ill"

“Ladies and Gentleman, let me Suggest that you are a Stupid Bunch of Bastards.”
“Go to Hell Where You Belong.”

“I am an endless source of knowledge when concerning the human condition."

"95 Percent of Americans in this Country are Very Sick People but Don’t Know It."
"Don’t you understand the future? It is very, very bleak.
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