* THAT A HUGE METEOR CRUSH THE FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS AND
SIMULTANEOUSLY DO AWAY WITH ALL THE PERVERTS, PORNOGRAPHERS AND
CRIMINALS WHO WORK THERE


*  PRESIDENT TRUMP LASTING FOR 24 HOURS WITHOUT TELLING A LIE


* TODD STARNES BE ABDUCTED BY ALIEN BEINGS AND PROBED SO HARD HE CAN

NO LONGER SIT COMFORTABLY AND WRITE ONE OF HIS NAUSEATING COLUMNS

* CHICAGO CUBS TO WIN THE NL PENNANT AGAIN


* KARDASHIANS AND JENNERS BANNED FROM HAVING ANY OFFSPRING


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NEW GOVERNMENT TASK FORCE, "RAP/HIP-HOP SQUAD" COLLECT EVERY EXISTING
CD, LP, VIDEO AND FILE OF RAP AND HIP-HOP MUSIC AND DUMP IT IN THE GRAND
CANYON

* SEAN HANNITY BE FORCED TO TAKE LSD BEFORE EVERY SHOW HE DOES

* AMERICANS DRESS UP LIKE THE 1950'S FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK AND STOP LOOKING
LIKE DISGUSTING SLOBS

* PRESIDENT TRUMP TO HIRE MAXINE WATERS AS HIS NEW ASSISTANT REPLACING
OMAROSA

* RUPERT MURDOCH BE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN A DISCO DANCE MARATHON
OPPOSITE JOHN TRAVOLTA SO THE OLD PATHETIC CRIMINAL WILL FINALLY DROP DEAD

* ALL STATUES OF EVERYBODY BE TAKEN DOWN IN AMERICA AND REPLACED WITH
SPONGEBOB

* STOP MAKING US LIVE THROUGH THE ONGOING SUSPENSE AND JUST HAVE DISNEY
TAKE OVER EVERY MEDIA CONGLOMERATE IN EXISTENCE

* NATIONAL GUARD BE SENT INTO CHICAGO, ROUND UP ALL THE UNDESIRABLES, MAKE
THEM JOIN ELITE U.S. COMBAT TEAMS AND SEND THEM TO EVERY NATION THE U.S.
NEEDS TO FIGHT FANATICS

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