PERRY DE HAVILLAND

HE IS AN INSANE MANIAC WHO
LIKES TO THREATEN PEOPLE ON
THE INTERNET AND PUBLISHES
LIES.

CHECK OUT THAT INSANE LOOK.
IT IS 5th GRADE MANY DECADES AGO
AND OF COURSE, THE INTERNET
HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET.

BUT YOUNG PERRY HAS COME UP
WITH AN IDEA THAT WILL FORETELL OF
HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS.






HE WAITS UNTIL THE TEACHER LEAVES
THE ROOM AND THEN ADDRESSES THE
CLASS.















"OKAY, LISTEN UP EVERYBODY. WHEN
YOU GET HOLD OF THIS BOOK, I WANT
YOU TO WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CLASS.
DON'T SIGN YOUR NAME OR USE A
FAKE ONE INSTEAD. YOU CAN EVEN
MAKE EVERYTHING UP. AND I HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT."