The Ballad of Roy Masters
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies TV Theme Song)

Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Roy,
at first he was a Jew, but he turned into a Goy
he had a great idea that came like a lighting bolt,
he’d come to LA and start a religious cult

He started FHU on Venice Blvd.,
he did exorcisms and worked real hard
the kin folks said “move up to Grants Pass”
get free money from Wilhelm and sit on your ass

Tall Timber Ranch…
KOPE…Talk Radio Network…

You all come back now…ya hear?