BREAKING NEWS...
(AP) GODZILLA HAS ATTACKED GRANTS PASS, OREGON--HOME
OF ROY MASTERS AND THE FOUNDATION OF HUMAN
UNDERSTANDING. THE TINY CITY HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

GODZILLA DECIMATES 6th STREET DOWNTOWN AREA!
GODZILLA APPROACHES GRANTS
PASS/ROGUE RIVER BRIDGE!
GODZILLA DESTROYS FHU--FOUNDATION
OF HUMAN UNDERSTANDING BUILDING!
ROY AND ROYBOTS RUN FOR COVER!
ROY MASTERS EXCLAIMS: WHAT NERVE HE HAS
USING "GOD" IN HIS NAME!