DAVID MASTERS BECOMES A WOMAN!

WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS "DAVIDIA"

David Masters, junior cult leader and clone
of Roy Masters, has decided to become a
woman!

"My dad has been degrading women for 55
years on the radio. It must be for their own
good. In order to really understand it and
appreciate it fully, I figured that the only way
was to become a woman myself!"

Davidia will continue to follow in dad's
footsteps but will be able to bring a unique
perspective to the Foundation of Human
Understanding.

Mark Masters exclaimed "What a
knockout!"
Michael Masters said, "We always wanted
a really feminine sister!"

Roy Masters commented, "All women are
whore and prostitutes...."  "and that goes
for my newest daughter, Davidia!"