BEHIND THE
SCENES AT
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ALL OF ROY'S SHOWS ARE
RECORDED AROUND THE
CLOCK. A TECHNICIAN WEARS
PROTECTIVE CLOTHING IN A
STERILIZED ENVIRONMENT
SO AS NOT TO BE INFECTED
BY ROY'S RIGHT-WING BABBLE.
OUR CHIEF SCIENTIST,
DR. NIETS, RUNS ALL OF
ROY'S SHOWS
THROUGH A SPECIAL
COMPUTER WHICH
DETERMINES IF ROY
WAS TRYING TO BE
FUNNY AT ANY GIVEN
MOMENT.
OUR DEDICATED SECRETARY
THELMA TAKES HOME ROY'S
NEWEST SHOW TO LISTEN TO
CAREFULLY BEFORE SHE
RETIRES FOR THE EVENING.
THELMA IS HOPING TO CATCH
THAT ELUSIVE GEM --
AN ILLEGAL POLITICAL
STATEMENT MADE BY
ROY DURING AN ELECTION
CAMPAIGN.
WORKERS ON H-1B
VISAS DEVELOP OUR
WEBSITE USING THEIR
SPECIALIZED
KNOWLEDGE.
WE ARE TRAINING
INTERNS TO BE GOOD
DEMOCRATS AND THE
NEXT GENERATION OF
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STAFF.
EVEN THE GIRLS FROM
THE
BACK OFFICE STOP
BY TO SAY HI!