ROY MASTERS GOES:
















 ROY FIGURES THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN STOP OBAMA FROM BECOMING PRESIDENT IS TO PREVENT HIS
PARENTS FROM CONCEIVING HIM. ROY STARTS BUILDING A TIME MACHINE

















"BUT DAD," SAYS NUMBER ONE SON MARK MASTERS, "IT WILL TAKE MILLIONS TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND
THERE IS NO GUARANTEE IT WILL WORK"




















 "MONEY'S NOT AN ISSUE MARK. WE'LL JUST GET IT FROM MY SUGAR DADDY WILHELM. HE'S USED TO US
LOSING MILLIONS OF HIS MONEY--JUST LIKE WHAT HE SPENT ON YOUR FAILED TALK RADIO NETWORK!"















ROY SETS THE DATE ON THE TIME MACHINE TO FRIDAY NIGHT, NOVEMBER 4, 1960--THE NIGHT OBAMA IS
CONCEIVED.

















 ROY LANDS THE MACHINE IN THE ROOM OF OBAMA'S MOM AND DAD. "HEY FOLKS -- I'M FROM THE FUTURE!
YOU MUST NOT STAY HOME TONIGHT. THE DESTINY OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT! HOW ABOUT GOING
BOWLING? OR MINIATURE GOLF? THERE'S A GREAT INTERRACIAL MOVIE PLAYING -- LOVE IS A MANY
SPLENDORED THING-- HOW ABOUT GOING TO SEE THAT?"


















ROY SUDDENLY GETS HUNGRY AND HAS A CRAVING FOR TWINKIES. HE SAYS, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HAVE TO
RUN DOWN TO THE A&P!"


























 BUT AS ROY RUNS TO THE STORE TO GET SOME TWINKIES, THE OBAMAS CONSUMMATE THEIR LOVE, AND
HISTORY DOESN'T CHANGE.

















BABY OBAMA IS BORN ON AUGUST 4, 1961.

















ROY'S OBSESSION FOR TWINKIES RUINS THE FUTURE OF THE USA.